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fallen_kakashi ([info]fallen_kakashi) wrote,
@ 2008-02-09 20:40:00

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Current mood:sick

Back from the volunteer mission. I have a cold.

Using barely more then a bath's worth of water as a wake up call is hardly comparable to getting a shot of chakra directly into your brain. And getting subsequently tackled into a lake was not the reasonable reaction of a well grounded man. Yes, I should've dodged faster. Shut up. It was early.

Ryouma got just as soaked. More soaked, even. He does not have a cold.

I'm aware life is unfair, but for once I'd like to see it be unfair in my favour.

[private]

That said, his jutsu was impressive. I didn't take it, and he didn't say anything when I threw up.

Fair trade, I guess.

For a newly minted rookie he runs a mission almost like a veteran. I think I could tolerate another one with him, if it had more fighting and less travel.

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The chuunin at the mission desk was nice enough to write our report. I think the way Ryouma batted his eyelashes had something to do with it. That or the little chakra spark I let go in the pleasure centre of his neural cortex.

It was probably Ryouma.

Idiots are fun, I can see why every village wants one.



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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-10 12:19 am UTC (link)
The water had ice in it. And you stabbed me anyway, so I don't see as tackling you into the lake was any worse. The cold's your pansy-ass immune system's fault, not mine.

We did a good job double-teaming that chuunin, though. Think he'd do it again?

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[info]fallen_kakashi
2008-02-10 03:00 am UTC (link)
See? Perfect wake up. I needed something shocking to get through all that snoring you were doing. And my immune system would've been fine if you hadn't decided water walking was 'pansy-ass'.

What's wrong with you anyway?

... would the chuunin do it again? Well, I think the fact that he's dead and mulched might pose something of a problem to him. But you never know.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-10 03:10 am UTC (link)
I was talking about the mission desk chuunin, genius. He's gonna be broken-hearted when he finds out you mistook him for a dead traitor, though. Probably never write your reports again.

All of my problems are due to a severely screwed up childhood and a strong need to rebel against authority. Also a tendency towards hyperactivity, apparently. What's your excuse?

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[info]fallen_kakashi
2008-02-10 03:18 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry, I was distracted by the fact that you're still here. Talking to me. Again.

I know ANBU have a reputation for personal self destruction, but you're really making some serious headway in your first month, rookie.

I'm idiot intolerant. It makes me cranky.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-10 03:31 am UTC (link)
I always try to break other peoples' records. Makes me feel all good about improving myself.

You could take pills for that. I heard Grass Country exports some really good stuff.

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[info]fallen_kakashi
2008-02-10 03:41 am UTC (link)
I hear it's a good thing for a man to have a goal, but perhaps you should pick one you stand a chance of reaching.

Trying to pass your bad habits off onto other people? How's that soldier pill crash coming, by the way?

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-10 03:44 am UTC (link)
Well, if I can't make it, there's still my long-term ambition to retire and turn pirate.

As long as you sleep for the first twenty hours and then consume all the sugar and caffeine you can get, the crash isn't that bad. How's the cold?

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[info]fallen_kakashi
2008-02-10 03:49 am UTC (link)
Personally I don't suggest the one-eyed look. Getting used to a lack of depth perception is a bitch. A parrot on the other hand...

I think you've just answered why you shake all the time. And people say I'm unhealthy.

My cold is fine. It's my very special friend. In fact, if you come over here I can sneeze on you and share the fun.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-10 03:54 am UTC (link)
I could do a parrot. Maybe I should get one now and start practicing. Know anyone with a summoning contract?

At least I eat. Food. You should look into it.

And I was thinking of bringing some decongestant over, but if you and your cold are so happy together, maybe I shouldn't interfere.

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[info]fallen_kakashi
2008-02-10 03:58 am UTC (link)
You'd have a summon just as annoying as you... I like this plan, we'd never have another war. Rock would run the other way at the sight of you.

I eat! It's just hard when you're dealing with nausea, asshole.

I think I could stand to take a break from the relationship. I'll trade you a soldier pill crash remedy if you like, I've picked up a few.

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[info]fallen_ryouma
2008-02-10 04:07 am UTC (link)
Me and my Parrot of Doom. Sounds good already.

I'll be right over.

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[info]fallen_kakashi
2008-02-10 04:11 am UTC (link)
I didn't mean you could come over--

Bring soup.

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